This is just a pet project of mine: constructing a fun little religion. Started many years ago when I was a kid. This is a work in progress draft of The Penguinomicon.
…And so it came to pass that the eternal dishwasher stopped. No longer could the countless souls be cleansed and be reborn. The very rhythm of the universe ceased to exist. But this was not the end, only a new beginning. For in that brief moment—or was it an eternity—the penguin Sq’wak arose from the ashes of that great battle, and with his last breath, started the eternal washer again. With that, Sq’wak’s spirit became a part of the washer. Now an integral part of the universe itself, Sq’wak, the Divine Penguin, shall be praised for all time.